BROOM HILDA
In the more than 1500 years this spritely witch has graced the planet, Broom-Hilda’s concerns have changed remarkably little: she still is in search of a mate. It’s not that she doesn’t try hard enough; quite the contrary, she may try too hard to snag a man. That’s part of the problem. Some other qualities that contribute to the perplexity include her gruff manner and the fact that she’s, ahem, "cosmetically challenged."
Personal History: Ex-wife of Attila the Hun (which explains why he was away so often), Broom-Hilda is rough, gruff and gleefully enjoys harrassing the unsuspecting. Her 1500+ years have done little to enhance her maturity or diminish bad habits.

Ethnic Origin: Witch

Place of Residence: Enchanted Forest

Personality Traits: Outgoing, forceful, negative, prankish, bawdy, brash, fun-loving, love-starved, known to imbibe the hard stuff on occasion, recently gave up cigar smoking.

Stubbon, strong-willed, glamorous, hard working, bold, sassy, sexy, competitive, a keen intuition for when people are not telling the truth — these traits are countered by a wistfullness, a passion for romance and a timeless innocence.


Characters

Broom Hilda

Gaylord Buzzard

Irwin Troll