BROOM
HILDA
In the more than 1500 years this spritely witch has graced the planet, Broom-Hilda’s
concerns have changed remarkably little: she still is in search of a mate.
It’s not that she doesn’t try hard enough; quite the contrary,
she may try too hard to snag a man. That’s part of the problem. Some
other qualities that contribute to the perplexity include her gruff manner
and the fact that she’s, ahem, "cosmetically challenged."
Personal History: Ex-wife of Attila the Hun (which explains why he was away
so often), Broom-Hilda is rough, gruff and gleefully enjoys harrassing the
unsuspecting. Her 1500+ years have done little to enhance her maturity or
diminish bad habits.
Ethnic Origin: Witch
Place of Residence: Enchanted Forest
Personality Traits: Outgoing, forceful, negative, prankish, bawdy, brash, fun-loving, love-starved, known to imbibe the hard stuff on occasion, recently gave up cigar smoking.
Stubbon, strong-willed,
glamorous, hard working, bold, sassy, sexy, competitive, a keen intuition
for when people are not telling the truth — these traits are countered
by a wistfullness, a passion for romance and a timeless innocence.